Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy 2 grl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi Hai...:-)
{2}. Ek baar theen shrabi bed pe so rahe the aur un teeno ko jagah kam pad rhi thi 1 shrabi bed se niche sone chala gya..tbi 2sra shrabi bola- "Ab jagah ho gyi upar aja"...
{3}. Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola
bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Fir bola,
bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Hathi b sth chal dia
Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha
Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare
Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?
Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha....
[4] Pagal (Chinese se)-Tum American ho?
Chinese: Nhi main Chinese hu
Pagal-Nhi tum American ho
Chinese (Gusse me)-Ha me American hu!
Pagal-Lagte to Chinese ho.
[5] Three negro frnds walkin along suddnly stppd by a Fairy.Da Fairy gave dem a chance 2 make 1 wish each.
1st Negro says,"Al my lyf i wntd 2 b white,plz make me white" & in a FLASH,he bcums Fair n handsum. 2nd Negro also said,"ME TOO", Flash! He 2 bcame Fair.3rd Negro was den Laughing & da Fairy says,"stop laughing n tel me ur WISH!!?"den he sys,"make dis 2 guys Black again"!
{6} Mayawati came2lalu's house with a dog, Lalu: Bhainswa ko laye ho. Mayawati: dikhta nhi dogwa hai. Lalu: hum dogwa se hi pooch rha hoon.
{7} Santa at pump-1rupaye da petrol payi
pump wala-aina petrol pwa k kithe jana hai?
Santa-jana juna te kite ne,aiven paise fookan da shaunk hai mitra nu.....
[8] HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK:
[8] HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK:
A person dialed a no.(written wid lipstick in train toilet).
&
His wife picked up the phone..
{9} Shrabi call his wife:Main Ghar Nahi aa Sakda Car da Stering,Gear Chori ho Gaya.
After sometime he call again-Main aa reha han,Pehla Pichli Seat te beh gaya c.
{10} Height of Adiction- 
Just before a prisoner was ready 2 b hanged 2 death.d oficer askd him abt his last wish.
He said
I want 2 update my orkut status as 'DEAD'.
